My Long Awaited Absence of Presence

Been away for like one week now? lol havent been online in that period as well. Went to uh.... Penang to visit my grandma. So obviously no internet connection there lah. I try to parasite other peoples wireless network also boh. Really an old people neighbourhood.

Coming back, me bro had a golf tourney. So we stayed in ipoh for two days while he played. Ok lah, the bugger got 8th place, not good enought for a prize, but still reasonable.

Todays is..... Friday. Tomorrow morning im heading off to Genting. Coming back on Sunday. Main purpose is to watch a Kitaro concert. My mom bought tickets lol. To those who dont know who Kitaro is.. He is an old feller that likes drums.

CA-SI-NO!!!! GENTING HERE I COME!

I would also like to share this excellent diagram with you guys

HITMAN

Number 47

Watched this show with Ming and Jboi, fetched both of them there lol (Im off the hook, I CAN DRIVE). Really kickass action, too bad they cut out some of the uh..... more interesting parts...... They tried to follow as closely as they can to the Hitman game on ps2, bald head, red tie, the whole package.

Recommended movie, really nice!

P.S. ---> Jboi: Dont worry be happy lol

Last Post?

Two of my old friends came over yesterday, Matthew and Ian. Knew them for at least 13 years already hahaha. Sorry if i ignored any msgs on my phone or on msn!!! Was too preoccupied lol.

Since i only blog when im bored, or something really interesting comes up, i think this would be my last post in quite awhile.

Home Sweet Home

Guess what? Im back.

Woke up at 1am Malaysian time, straight away started doing last minute packing. Blablablabla came back at 8pm. Bloody 16 hourish flight, my neck hurts. Didnt get much sleep cause sitting beside me was some bengali family. AIYO headache man, the children jumping up and down round and round. Fart also smell worse than jdog. Cannot sleep man!

Anyway. Got home then straight away went out to have dinner/supper/makan with the Sesats. All three of them pretty much the same, just the outside different only lol. Ming took us to Williams. Name sounds decent but the mamak is really street side one. While eating there i saw 5 roaches, 1 rat, and a cock eyed-waiter. Home sweet home lol.

Slept at like 1 after staying up for 24 hours, woke up at 5am lol. Damn hungry now. I might go visit my good friends house later, see if he is in onot.

P.S. Thanks Ming for driving us around, really apprecieate it. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR (hopefully)

The Last Supper

Our manager went crazy again. That old man satu macam wan, mood swings 24/7. Some times damn bloody hell acting like a bull that got poked. Other times acting like guanyingma. This time he invited everybody to dinner. At 1st i didnt wanna go, but then he told me that there are some that he doesnt want to invite, and that i should go. So ok lah, free dinner, go lah.

WHOA I TELL YOU...... He booked a special corner inside of the restaurant, not the paria seats outside, got 60inch plasma tv, pool table. Guys get beers, girls can choose beer or juices. For appetizers we had 2 bowls of Nachos, 2 plates of.... something. Got cheese, meat, crackers, olives, etc.etc.

Main course is 6 pizzas, 2 bowls of spaghetti, 2 bowls of beef salad, 2 bowls of some cheesy thing, and god knows what else i lost count. The waiter was bringing the food in, he said :guys you look like you are having the last supper or something.. HAHAHAHHA. After that some of us had ice cream for dessert, i ate till my stomach was literally about to burst.

To illustrate this i will now use the following diagram:

me before dinner
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me after dinner
<(O.O)>



Damn chun. Bill was $500. Crazy old man. You have my respect.

I'm Returning

Final paper finished. Was it hard? I DONT CARE ANYMORE ITS OVER AND DONE WITH OKAYKAYKAY.

Packing, doing last minute stuff.


Im catching the 1st plane outta here the next morning.

Final Final

My final paper is tomorrow, Chemistry. Die loh my chemistry..... Want to focus also cannot focus. Exam is on 5.30pm, finish at 8.

Then im back on Saturday.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Weigh-In

I walked to town to buy myself a weighing scale in order to weigh my luggage this afternoon. Cost me 30$, RM75 for a weighing scale, damn expensive man.

Anyway, i got home and hopped onto it. Guess how much it reads?

56.4KG.

GOD.

DAMN.

F#!*ING HELL.

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EIGHT MONTHS OF EATING 4 MEALS A DAY. AND I GAIN 1.4 KGS!?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN ORDER TO GAIN WEIGHT?

Tell you what, im going to shove a cork up my ass and stop shitting for one year. Maybe that will help me gain some cursed weight. Seriously, i give up. Gaining weight is impossible.

The Orange and I

Exams are coming up tomorrow, so to take a break from studying, i decided to entertain you guys with a senseless post.

As some of you might know, i absolutely HATE eating fruits. So i dont know what came over me today. After lunch, i walked past that fruit bowl in the kitchen, but this time, i did a double take. That orange looked so special sitting on a pile of apples. I HAD to eat it.

Took it back to my room, stared at it, and started peeling. Couldnt figure out how to.

I mean, for 18 years ive been watching people peel oranges with their hands before eating them, it looked so simple! Start from the top, peel the skin, eat the fruit. Call me a stupid moron, but by all that was holy, i couldnt get it done.

This was after i worked on it for a few minutes.

couple minutes later, PROGRESS WAS DOUBLED!

then i had a breakthrough, finally made a hole big enough to see the juicy fruit in there. So with my two hands smelling like oranges, with some skin in-between my fingernails, i kept peeling

VIOLA!

Finally getting rid of the skin, i put one slice into my mouth and chewed on it.

And remembered why i hated eating fruits in the 1st place, immediately after chewing on it, my mouth started tingling. Allergy? I dont know, but my mouth got damn itchy, this is what happens when i eat fruits. Thats why i havent had a fruit since god knows when.

So yeah, i figured the 1st fruit i ate this year was worth a post. lol. I hope i dont die from a sudden overdose of vitamin C

Graduation

Classes officially finished 1 or 2 weeks ago, and the graduation ceremony was held on Thursday.


ATTENDANCE IS COMPULSORY.
DRESS ATTIRE : Semi-Formal



I thought "aiyoh sei loh, they want semi formal, i only got shit to wear. Tak apa lah, go anyway"

Ended up 30% of the students didnt turn up, and of those that did, 50% wear normal clothing lol. Best one was my ang mo friend, Fred. He came with a t-shirt, sandals, and short pants. Hahahahaha, all sorts of people there. From nice beautiful dresses, to coats and ties, to people like Fred.

Didnt take many pictures.. Heres one of me and my friends. (im not short okay, they dam huge)

Behind: Fred and Abheek

Front: Alexa, me, Yoshi

During the ceremony, they handed out awards for academic achievements. I didnt get anything academic-orientated lah, the prize i won was a rugby world cup thing that the CEO organized.

You see, the CEO was a former manager of the 2nd best rugby team in New Zealand, so he was quite excited about the rugby world cup. He organized some rugby picking thing online, and invited all of us to join. I didnt know shit about making rugby picks, so i just went with the favorites all the time. And i won lol. (if you dont understand what i just said, nvm. Point is, my prize is more expensive than all the others)

The Highlanders training jersey and cap!! Worth 80 nz $$ lololol

That brings my year of learning in NZ to an end, the only thing left is exams. After that, one day of packing, then im off to Malaysia.

Pre-Exam Destressing

Exams are coming up, so we decided to have abit of fun to destress ourselves. What to do? Tie somebodies doorknob to whatever we can find, so he cant open the door XD


Door pranking for dummies. Vol 1.



make sure the rope is nice and tight, not too much tension, but not too loose either.

Use your surroundings, tie the rope around an object. A water pipe is a good example

Secure rope around the victims doorknob. Do more than 3 loops, or else the rope will snap

Once you are done with the right hand side, go for the left hand side!

Masterpiece.

Too bad the victim wasnt in his room. He cut everything from the outside.