The Weigh-In

I walked to town to buy myself a weighing scale in order to weigh my luggage this afternoon. Cost me 30$, RM75 for a weighing scale, damn expensive man.

Anyway, i got home and hopped onto it. Guess how much it reads?

56.4KG.

GOD.

DAMN.

F#!*ING HELL.

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EIGHT MONTHS OF EATING 4 MEALS A DAY. AND I GAIN 1.4 KGS!?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN ORDER TO GAIN WEIGHT?

Tell you what, im going to shove a cork up my ass and stop shitting for one year. Maybe that will help me gain some cursed weight. Seriously, i give up. Gaining weight is impossible.